Satire, as I like it!
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The inspiration for this list is my friend Tom. He sent me an e-mail with a list of ten things to do to be happy. Of course, my schtick is “things not to do,” so I turned it around a little. I hope you enjoy the list.
Top Ten Things Not to Do if You Want to Remain an Unhappy Grump
10 If you want to remain unhappy, do not take care of your health. If you don’t take care at best, you’ll have a lot to complain about. At worst, we will all be glad to be rid of you. (Not a nice thing to say at the memorial service, eh, Ralph?)
9 If you want to remain unhappy, do not engage in a hobby that you are passionate about. If you don’t engage, at best, you’ll have nothing to talk about with others…
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John is a hoot!!
And a creative one! I love his Twiggy and Lucy conversations.
Thank you for sharing my post today, Ankur. We both like sarcasm. 😁
A must read for those of us who identify as a grump!
Even aspiring grumps, if that be one of your life’s goals 🙂
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