Hello, am I talking to Mr. Mithal?
Yes, you are. Who is this?
Good morning sir. I am calling from Country Bank. The Medical Insurance Policy issued by Regional Insurance Company of India (RICI), that you have purchased through your Country Bank Credit Card, is coming up for renewal next month.
Yes, I am aware. I did receive the renewal notice.
Sir, the policy will be automatically renewed on its due date. Please ensure you have sufficient credit available on your Card so that the premium debit can go through.
Sure. I will.
Sir, as I can see on your account, you and your wife are covered to the maximum limit allowed. However, your children are only covered for half the maximum permissible limit.
Yes, I am aware.
Sir, in today’s world, where emergencies can arise any minute, and where medical costs are rising, we would like our customers to be secure.
Thank you. I am touched by your concern for my security.
Sir, we at Country Bank would like to suggest that you increase the coverage for your children as well to the maximum permissible limit.
Thank you. As the recommendation arises out of your concern for my well-being, should I assume that there is no increase in premium for the suggested increase in coverage?
Sorry sir. It is not like that. There will be a nominal premium increase for the increased cover. Shall I go ahead and tell you the revised premium for the enhanced cover?
No, thank you. There is no need at this point.
Fine sir. I understand you don’t wish to know the revised premium. Shall I then go ahead and process the enhanced cover?
No. I don’t need it.
Sir, we understand you are a busy person and do not wish to get involved in procedures and administration. We have made it very easy for our valued customers like yourself. As a Country Bank representative, I am authorised to take your instructions on this phone line. This call is recorded and will be available for future reference in case of need. Shall I go ahead and process the enhanced cover for your children?
No. I think I have already told you.
Sir, at Country Bank, we respect your time and decisions. We have recently introduced a Life Insurance Policy that also provides cover for Permanent Disability. In today’s world, where emergencies can arise any minute, and where medical costs are rising, we would like our customers to be secure. Would you like me to go ahead and issue this policy for you, sir?
No, thank you. There is no need.
Sir, we have made it very easy for our valued customers like yourself to buy a new policy. As a Country Bank representative, I am authorised to take your instructions on this phone line. This call is recorded and will be available for future reference in case of need. Shall I go ahead and process the new policy?
No, thank you. No need. Actually, hold on a minute!
Yes sir! Yes sir! I am so glad to hear that sir!
That reminds me. I want to remove my older son from the Medical Policy.
But why, sir? I strongly suggest you increase the cover for your elder son.
No. Please cancel cover for my older son.
Sorry sir. For cancellation you will have to visit the bank.
But why? I thought you said you were an authorised representative of the bank and could take instructions on this phone call, which is recorded.
Sorry sir. I cannot take these instructions. We are authorised representatives only for selling to customers. For all other cases, we are a vendor.
So, how do I cancel?
For that, sir, you will have to visit the bank.
OK. Can you help me with the nearest location I can go to for this purpose?
Sure sir. I believe you are located in Gurgaon.
Sir, as I can see from the system, the only centre of the bank that handles cancellations globally is located in Alba Mons.
Nice name. Is that the name of the building? Can you tell me the full address please?
Right sir. It is located on 40.4 North latitude and 109.6 West longitude and is in the Tharsis region.
Tharsis? What on Earth are you talking about?
It is located on Mars, sir.
I hope I have been able to help you, sir.
Meanwhile, If you are interested in buying theatre tickets, or cricket gear, or a yacht, or anything at all, please do give us a call. As authorised representatives of Country Bank, we will be able to do it for you instantly, on this recorded line.
Hello, sir. Are you there sir?
Sir, as there has been no response from your side for thirty seconds, I am authorised to disconnect this call. We wish you a pleasant journey to Alba Mons. Buy buy!